{"id":5352,"date":"2014-12-30T17:00:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T01:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/?p=5352"},"modified":"2014-12-30T17:00:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T01:00:44","slug":"gertrudeandaliceandbasketii-a-new-years-resolution-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/30\/gertrudeandaliceandbasketii-a-new-years-resolution-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"GertrudeandAliceandBasketII: A New Year\u2019s Resolution Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The conversation begins:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/30\/gertrudeandaliceandbasketii-a-new-years-resolution-conversation\/carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa-copy\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5353\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5353\" src=\"http:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa-copy.jpg\" alt=\"carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa copy\" width=\"414\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa-copy.jpg 414w, https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa-copy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa-copy-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-mydans-author-gertrude-stein-sitting-with-alice-b-toklas-at-a-villa-copy-59x59.jpg 59w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A:<\/p>\n<p>Lovey, I promise to never again move all of your notebooks while dusting without first asking!<\/p>\n<p>G:<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll believe that when I see it. Pussy, I promise to never stand over your shoulder when you\u2019re cooking, whispering in your ear any secret ingredients to add to your recipes.<\/p>\n<p>A:<\/p>\n<p>Right! I promise to always use the fine, horse-hair brush to brush your corduroy skirt in the same direction, so that the nap is smooth and velvety to the touch.<\/p>\n<p>G:<\/p>\n<p>Thank God, nothing worse than uneven, nappy corduroy. And I promise to do the dishes and pots and pans on weekends when Helene is gallivanting about Paris.<\/p>\n<p>A:<\/p>\n<p>Right! And rough up your writing hand!?<\/p>\n<p>B:<\/p>\n<p>Promises, promises! We\u2019ll see, I\u2019ve been around the block with these girls for a long time.<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY 2015!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/31\/twas-the-week-after-christmas-a-faux-poem-by-alice\/rodechampagne\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5074\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-5074\" src=\"http:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rodechampagne-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"rodechampagne\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rodechampagne-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rodechampagne-59x59.jpg 59w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The conversation begins: A: Lovey, I promise to never again move all of your notebooks while dusting without first asking! G: I\u2019ll believe that when I see it. Pussy, I promise to never stand over your shoulder when you\u2019re cooking, whispering in your ear any secret ingredients to add to your recipes. A: Right! I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":69,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/69"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5352"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5356,"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5352\/revisions\/5356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gertrudeandalice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}