July 20th, 2011 § § permalink
One of the purposes of a blog is commenting on happenings in a timely manner.
Well, this morning before my GoogleAlert for Gertrude Stein even had a chance to send me any alerts, I got an e mail from a friend on the East Coast with this heading:
“Lesbians Booted from Gertrude Stein Exhibit – San Francisco…”
And why did a security guard try to get them to leave the Contemporary Jewish Museum…for defacing a painting? Pressing their noses against one of the Plexiglas vitrines? Relishing an Alice B. Toklas treat while touring the show?
No, no, no…for holding hands!!!

"Semper fidelis," (detail) by Bruce Kellner, 1982
Word about this incident is apparently spreading like wildfire within the community of Stein fans, as well as in newspapers across the country. (One of my friends has proposed a “Hand-Holding, Sit-In” type of day at the museum.)
How can I not comment on this in a timely manner considering that many items from my collection are featured in the exhibition, which I hope this couple was able to view before they were so unconscionably treated!
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June 29th, 2011 § § permalink
From time to time I’ve been asked whether I’ve read all of Gertrude Stein’s works and all of the other Stein-related books that I have in my collection. I must honestly say ‘No’ though I have heard of some Stein collectors who have read all of her works and also of some who supposedly have read none of her writings.
Every so often I pick up one of the books from my currently disarrayed collection to read it. (Too many exhibitions have caused me to shuffle things from here to there and there to here, so to once again overuse Our Miss Stein’s quote: “There is no there there!”)
The other week I selected an almost 50 year old biography of the Cone sisters, Claribel and Etta,called THE COLLECTORS: DR. CLARIBEL AND MISS ETTA CONE by Barbara Pollack.

The Cone sisters with brother---NOT!
The Cones are hot right now because a number of their paintings are both in THE STEINS COLLECT exhibition at San Francisco’s Museum of Modern Art and also in an exhibition at the Jewish Museum in New York City through September. The title of this post was inspired by the headline of a review of the Jewish Museum show in the Jewish Daily Forward :
“Coneheads Conquer New York: A First-Rate Collection by Two Baltimore Sisters Goes on Display”
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May 22nd, 2011 § § permalink
In my children’s book Gertrude and Alice and Fritz and Tom, which I hope will soon reach the bookstores of the various museums where the Stein exhibitions are being held, the two young boys who visit rue de Fleurus encounter the atelier’s floor-to-ceiling paintings for the first time:
“Look at this really rambling room!” whispered Tom. “There are masterful modern paintings floor to ceiling! It looks like a museum! I hate museums, everything in a museum is musty and moldy.”
Fritz pressed his nose against one of the paintings. “This person has four flaming eyes and three thick ears and is not musty and moldy!”

Tom Hachtman's Fritz and Tom
I can assure you that there is also nothing musty or moldy at The Steins Collect exhibition which opened last week at SFMOMA !
In the 25+ years that I’ve been obsessed with GertrudeandAlice I have had moments more extraordinary than the proverbial “aha!” moments. I would have to say that they are more like ”ah Stein!” moments!
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May 15th, 2011 § § permalink
Last week I attended the two openings for the Seeing Gertrude Stein exhibition at the Contemporary Jewish Museum in San Francisco and this week will attend the opening celebration at SFMOMA’s The Steins Collect (see the previous post for all the details on the shows.)
Seeing Gertrude Stein is a must-see, not only for GertrudeandAlice fans, but also for anyone who wants to get to know them better. As is usually the case at openings, the crowds were too dense to really see the exhibition (600 people had RSVP’d for the 2nd opening), so in the next few weeks I’ll be going back from time to time to get a better look.
During the openings I selected two favorite pieces and I’m sure that on future visits additional items will be joining this list. One of the pieces is a small, framed, poodle made by Picasso out of what looks like either cotton balls or actual bolls of raw cotton. The small figure was to be a “companion” for GertrudeandAlice’s poodle, Basket. The other is a small passport photo of Alice from 1907, the year she traveled to Paris and met Gertrude. I had never seen the photo before. In it Alice is wearing a jaunty black hat proofing once again that Alice really was a “hat person!”
And that brings me to GertrudeandAlice and fashion, One of the themes of the exhibition centers on their sense of sartorial style. Alice was more interested in the fashions of the day than Gertrude, but Gertrude knew how she wanted to present herself when it came to her dress and she did. Once Alice entered her world, she assumed the role of Gertrude’s stylist and many of the photographs in the exhibition show Alice’s touches as a member of the “Fashion Police!”

Dressed for literary success, photo by Cecil Beaton (London, 1936)
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May 6th, 2011 § § permalink
“When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars…”

Now you’re saying “He really has had too much of Alice’s special treat !” But no, really, Summer 2011 in San Francisco is the Summer of Steins – I’ll bet my fringed suede vest and bell-bottomed jeans with the floral-fabric inserts at the bottom that it’s a fact!
The exhibition Seeing Gertrude Stein: Five Stories will be at The Contemporary Jewish Museum from May 12 – September 6, while The Steins Collect: Matisse, Picasso, and the Parisian Avant-Garde will be at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art from May 21 – September 6.
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April 30th, 2011 § § permalink
Various materials and precious metals or gems have over the years been assigned to anniversaries – paper for the 1st up to diamonds for both the 60th and 75th. I have no idea who established this custom, but whoever it was must have realized that once one has been married either 60 or 75 years, even though a diamond may be forever, they don’t have too many forevers to enjoy and the heirs will soon be grabbing those family jewels.
I have not seen a comparable tradition for birthdays other than assigning precious or semi-precious gems as birthstones to correspond with the month of one’s birth. In the case of April the diamond is generally listed as that month’s birthstone though opal and sapphire have also appeared on some lists.
So today on Alice’s 134th birthday, let’s add a diamond to the birthday feather for her birthday hat and celebrate with a spot of tea.

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April 22nd, 2011 § § permalink
As the crow flies or maybe the American Eagle, it is 953 miles or 1,582 kilometers from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada to Portland, Oregon, USA and GertrudeandAlice are about to embark on this journey just in time for Alice’s 134th birthday on April 30th, as the stage is set for another Stein production.

This production, Now Repeat in Steinese , originated in New York and was written about on this blog in May of last year, Stein ‘n Wine, a Night of Steinese. What better tribute to the Mistress of Repetition than to repeat Now Repeat in Steinese! And what better birthday gift could Alice ask for, other than maybe a well-ostrich-feathered chapeau!
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April 12th, 2011 § § permalink
GertrudeandAlice were never in Canada…until the last few weeks and their arrival in Edmonton, Alberta will effect the city for a long, long time!
Just as the scrolling text in New York’s Time Square heralded their arrival in 1934, the Timms Centre for the Arts on the campus of the University of Alberta in its own way welcomed the Two Ladies from Paris with open arms with this extraordinary production, “The Gertrude Stein Project.”

There was a there there amid winter's last snow!
I was so fortunate to be there to join the welcoming party for a preview and for opening night! (I only regret that I didn’t have an armload of yellow roses, Gertrude’s favorite flower, and an armload of lilacs, Alice’s favorite flower, to toss at the feet of the team that made all of this happen!)
I generally don’t like reviews because in a review a critic often feels obligated to write about the good, the bad and the ugly. In this case there is no “bad” or ”ugly” and as you’ll see in a bit, I will provide full disclosure because all the “good,” is so, so good, you may wonder “What did they pay this guy?!”
Instead of a “review,” I call this a ” tribute” to everyone who made “The Gertrude Stein Project” the phenomenal event that it was.

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March 7th, 2011 § § permalink
Last year on this date, the anniversary of Alice’s death, I posted a blog emphasizing the importance of Alice’s middle initial. If you’d like to revisit it, just go to March 2010 in the Archives.
This year, thought, I would like to keep it brief and simple with a tribute collage I once made. On this date it honors the woman who helped Gertrude Stein be Gertrude Stein. The photo is followed by one of the hundreds of love notes Gertrude sent to Alice.

Baby looked so pretty with a big hat on
lovely black hair,
Baby looked so pretty with no hat on
lovely black hair,
Baby looks so pretty with its little head
and its lovely black hair sleeping sweetly
on its hard pillow,
Baby looks so lovely, precious baby, baby
looks so lovely precious precious baby

January 24th, 2011 § § permalink
The gift giving holiday season drew to a close several weeks ago with Epiphany, January 6th, the day that according to legend the Magi arrived to give the Christ child their gifts. Two of the regal visitors brought somewhat useless gifts, frankincense and myrrh, and one gift, that small chest of gold, must have come in handy for his young, homeless parents. But come to think of it, all three gifts were far more useful than the 12 lords a-leaping that end that dreadful “Twelve Days of Christmas” dirge!

The Epiphany a la Lego!
Although this year’s holiday “must-have” electronic devices proved to be diverse, from this “I-thing” to that “I-thing,” one of the best-selling, non-I-things, was amazon.com’s Kindle e-reader.
The Kindle I have was handed down to me when an I-Pad entered our household. (The days of hand-me-down itchy sweaters or too short corduroy pants are long gone!)
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